JAIL!!!!!

You wake up in jail and have no memory of how you got there. As you pace around the cell, you find five items in your pocket from the night before. As you look at each piece, the night slowly comes back to you. Write about your night, why you have these five items (and give a detailed description of each of these five items), and how you ended up in jail.

    I woke up with a cold chill.  Noticed that I was on the floor.  It was cold, my sight was blurry.  As I began to really come too. I realized I was in a cell.  Looking out the cell door window I could see my buddy over across the hall.  I thought, well it must have been a pretty good night.  As I started to pace trying to figure out what had happen.  I noticed that I still had items in my pocket. Which can only mean one thing. I was pretty wasted when I got picked up last night.  Pulling everything out and placing the items on the ice cold concrete floor. I noticed I had five different things.  I had my cell phone, a camera, a beer cap, wrist band, and a Ford key.  I started thinking, just what in the world did I do last night.  Once again I looked out the cell door window at my friend, and he is smiling with a huge grin on his face.  Oh no I thought.  Trying to piece the night together I turned on my cell phone to see who I called or texted last.  It was my friends number, so that didn't help much.  Took the camera out and started to look through the pictures, wow, did we drink to much last night.  Who are these people I thought to myself.  Coming to the end of the pictures I noticed there was a cop car in the picture.  The car had scratches all down the side.  I looked at the smashed beer cap I had in my pocket and noticed that it too had white paint on it.  Oh man, this is good.  It looks like we not only stole the cop car, that we always scratch the heck out of it.  From the wrist band I could see that we entered the club at 11 pm.  Trying to put this all together.  We started the night out at the club. Apparently had way to much to drink.  When we left the club we saw the police car outside, it was running.  We hopped in and took off.  We drove to the bay, where we always go after a night of drinking.  My friend had the idea to mess up this car, so that is what we used the beer caps for.  That last thing I can remember is we got back into the cop car to finish off the case of beer. We must have passed out just sitting there, and that is how we ended up in jail for the night.